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TnLI's Slowcial Media
My creative invasive thoughts.
I’ve grown reluctantly impressed with the creativity of my invasive thoughts since becoming a Mum. Unfortunately, invasive thoughts...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Oct 30, 20244 min read
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Baby sleep: mind numbingly all-consuming.
Is there anything in motherhood as simultaneously obsessively all consuming, and absolutely mind-numbingly BORING as sleep? We wish we...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Oct 11, 20249 min read
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Body image: the ultimate cliche of new motherhood
In the ultimate new mother cliche fulfilment, I’ve put on a fair bit of weight since having my daughter. The weeks after birth, my weight...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Sep 17, 20246 min read
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The amnesia of motherhood.
There is so much of motherhood that is immediately lost to history. All the things that feel endless in the moment- especially to new...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Sep 13, 20245 min read
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14 weeks
October 11, 2023 14 weeks (exactly!) I’m at quite a weird point in the pregnancy at the moment. Mostly visually. The inner physical side...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Oct 11, 20235 min read
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13 weeks, 5 days.
9th October, 2023 13w5d Yesterday, it finally got to me and I cried. Not the joy of child rearing, not the utter profundity of what we...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Oct 9, 20237 min read
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10 weeks, 5 days.
18th September 2023 10w5d We do not live in a culture accustomed to not knowing. When we have a question, Google has the answer. We do...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Oct 9, 20233 min read
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9 weeks, 5 days.
September 11 (whoa, heavy date) 9w 5d I’m not entirely sure that my 9th into 10th week of pregnancy was the best time to start a new role...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Oct 9, 20232 min read
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8 weeks, 6 days.
5th September 2023 8w6d (basically 9 weeks) Okay. This is getting gross now. Have you ever had an illness that lasted for 4 or 5 weeks?...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Oct 9, 20234 min read
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6 weeks, 4 days.
22nd August 2023 6w4d I already feel like I’ve been pregnant for a lifetime. When else does an illness stick around for such a long time?...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Oct 9, 20235 min read
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Yesterday, I found out that I'm pregnant.
4th August 2023 Yesterday, I found out that I’m pregnant. It wasn’t in the way I’d imagined. At home with my husband, nervously waiting...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Oct 9, 202313 min read
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2023, the year of the capitulation?
I started this blog with obvious ideals in mind (that I have already repeated countless times): 1) as an alternative to social media and...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Jan 10, 20235 min read
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Angel of the Laser Tattoo Removal
It comes as a surprise to a strange amount of people that I have a fair few tattoos covering my arms, wrists, hands and thighs. I don't...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Dec 2, 20224 min read
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30th on the 15th.
I don't think I could have asked for a better way to spend my 30th. It was the culmination of so many things I value, the direction I'm...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Nov 24, 20228 min read
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Insidious little bastards.
Happy 30th to me! So it turns out that when you try to delete Instagram and Facebook, they keep your account open for another month, to...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Nov 15, 20221 min read
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13-14th Nov 22.
Figuring out an identity for this site is already proving to be tricky. It's the burden of infinite choice: having a blank slate, a place...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Nov 14, 20226 min read
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Posting about the bitten bullet.
11 days out from my most anticipated birthday in memory, I finally let everyone in on the knowledge that I'm tapping out of the social...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Nov 5, 20227 min read
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Quitting socials as a gift to myself on my 30th birthday.
While an unusual gift to give myself for a milestone celebration, deleting my social media accounts seems like the best possible gift I...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Sep 5, 20226 min read
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I suppose I should explain myself.
As I often tell my Year 10 English students, a classic plot often begins with an exposition. That is, we must first establish what is...
Tegan Lumley-Ingham
Sep 1, 20223 min read
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